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Funny Death Quotes

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

Groucho Marx
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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

H.H. Munro
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Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.

Isaac Asimov
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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realise I'm listening to it.

George Carlin
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