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Funny quotes with the word "cook"

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

W.C. Fields
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I can't cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

Carol Siskind
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The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.

Julia Child
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