Funny Work Quotes

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

There's an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.

If fishing is interfering with your business, give up your business.

Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.