Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
There's an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders.