Funny Work Quotes

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

There's an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.