Funny Work Quotes

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

There's an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.

A new survey found 34% of Americans don't have a Facebook or Twitter account. There's even a name for those people: Productive.

It's incredibly easy to get caught up in an activity trap, in the business of life, to work harder and harder at climbing the ladder of success only to discover it's leaning against the wrong wall.