Funny Work Quotes

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

There's an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work.

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die.