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A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.

Grace Hansen
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In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

Groucho Marx
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Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife.

Euripides 
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I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?

Jerry Seinfeld
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Groucho Marx
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