Everybody knows that you've been faithful Ah give or take a night or two
Santa Clause has a red suitHe's a communistAnd a beard, and long hairMust be a pacifistWhat's in the pipe that he's smoking?
When they said REPENT REPENTI wonder what they meant.
If I had a million dollarsWe wouldn't have to eat Kraft DinnerBut we would eat Kraft DinnerOf course we would, we'd just eat moreAnd buy really expensive ketchups with it.
Well I got a bad liver and broken heart,I drunk me a river since you tore me apartAnd I don't have a drinking problem, 'cept when I can't get a drink...