Santa Clause has a red suitHe's a communistAnd a beard, and long hairMust be a pacifistWhat's in the pipe that he's smoking?
If I had a million dollarsWe wouldn't have to eat Kraft DinnerBut we would eat Kraft DinnerOf course we would, we'd just eat moreAnd buy really expensive ketchups with it.
When they said REPENT REPENTI wonder what they meant.
Everybody knows that you've been faithful Ah give or take a night or two
Well I got a bad liver and broken heart,I drunk me a river since you tore me apartAnd I don't have a drinking problem, 'cept when I can't get a drink...