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When they said REPENT REPENT
I wonder what they meant.

Leonard Cohen (song "The Future")
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Well I got a bad liver and broken heart,
I drunk me a river since you tore me apart
And I don't have a drinking problem, 'cept when I can't get a drink...

Tom Waits (song "Bad liver and a broken heart")
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If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we'd just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it.

Steven Page (song "If I Had $1000000" co-authored with Ed Robertson)
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Santa Clause has a red suit
He's a communist
And a beard, and long hair
Must be a pacifist
What's in the pipe that he's smoking?

Arlo Guthrie (song "The Pause of Mr. Claus")
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Everybody knows that you've been faithful
Ah give or take a night or two

Leonard Cohen (song "Everybody knows" with Sharon Robinson)
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