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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

Lily Tomlin
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Rodney Dangerfield
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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Mary Schmich
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In my house, LOL means Laugh Or Leave.

Conan O'Brien (tweet from a comedian)
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Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

Katharine Hepburn
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Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

Samuel Butler
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A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

Albert Einstein
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Myth officially debunked. I just bought happiness.

Dane Cook (tweet posted on Jun 2012)
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