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A 2010 UK study said the G-Spot doesn't exist but all it proved was that a team of British scientists couldn't find it.

John Fugelsang (tweet posted on Dec 2012)
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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Jay Leno
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How I see it is that men get one night of pleasure, and we get nine months of putting them through hell and getting away with it.

Sara Swank
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Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Mae West
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I love Thanksgiving turkey...it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.

Arnold Schwarzenegger
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.

Lynn Lavner
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Woody Allen
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

George Burns
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The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.

Woody Allen
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