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Funny Seniors/Aging Quotes

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

George Burns
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I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.

Stephen Fry
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

George Burns
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You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

Hy Gardner
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Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

Luis Bunuel
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