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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

Lily Tomlin
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Rodney Dangerfield
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In my house, LOL means Laugh Or Leave.

Conan O'Brien (tweet from a comedian)
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Oscar Wilde
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Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Mae West
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