Funny Quotes About Men

How I see it is that men get one night of pleasure, and we get nine months of putting them through hell and getting away with it.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

Most girls seem to marry men who happen to be like their fathers. Maybe that's why so many mothers cry at weddings!

Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them.