Funny Quotes About Men

How I see it is that men get one night of pleasure, and we get nine months of putting them through hell and getting away with it.
Sara Swank
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey
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Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.
Jayne Mansfield
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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
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Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
Oscar Wilde
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One man's folly is another man's wife.
Helen Rowland
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Most girls seem to marry men who happen to be like their fathers. Maybe that's why so many mothers cry at weddings!
Jenny Eclair
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Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest.
Neil Kinnock
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Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
Jerry Seinfeld
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