How I see it is that men get one night of pleasure, and we get nine months of putting them through hell and getting away with it.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
Most girls seem to marry men who happen to be like their fathers. Maybe that's why so many mothers cry at weddings!
Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest.
Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.