Funny Quotes About Men

How I see it is that men get one night of pleasure, and we get nine months of putting them through hell and getting away with it.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure that they think he is growing old.

Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious; both are disappointed.

Men are only as loyal as their options.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.