Funny Quotes About Men

How I see it is that men get one night of pleasure, and we get nine months of putting them through hell and getting away with it.
Sara Swank
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey
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Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.
Jayne Mansfield
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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
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Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
Kimberly Broyles
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Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
Albert Einstein
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Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.
Maryon Pearson
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This planet is covered with sordid men who demand that he who spends time fishing shall show returns in fish.
Leonidas Hubbard
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One man's folly is another man's wife.
Helen Rowland
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