God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
My doctor is wonderful. Once, in 1955, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.
The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing.
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.