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Funny Quotes About Doctors

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.

Benjamin Franklin
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I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

George Carlin
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I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

Richard Lewis
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My doctor is wonderful. Once, in 1955, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.

Joey Bishop
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The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing.

Robert S. Mendelsohn
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

Steve Martin
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The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

Jay Leno
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