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Funny Quotes About Doctors

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.

Benjamin Franklin
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I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

George Carlin
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I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

Richard Lewis
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Calling fly-fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job.

Paul Schullery
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Doctors don't seem to realize that most of us are perfectly content not having to visualize ourselves as animated bags of skin filled with obscene glop.

Joe Haldeman (book "The Forever War")
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Doctor says to a man "You're pregnant!" The man says "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says "The usual way, a little wine, a little dinner...."

Henny Youngman
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Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.

George W. Bush
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