God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
Doctors don't seem to realize that most of us are perfectly content not having to visualize ourselves as animated bags of skin filled with obscene glop.
A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says "That's what puzzles me!"
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.