God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
Doctor says to a man "You're pregnant!" The man says "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says "The usual way, a little wine, a little dinner...."
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing.
My doctor is wonderful. Once, in 1955, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.