God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
A cousin of mine who was a casualty surgeon in Manhattan tells me that he and his colleagues had a one-word nickname for bikers: Donors. Rather chilling.
Doctors are great - as long as you don't need them.
We may lay down a maxim, that when a nation abounds in physicians it grows thin of people.
My doctor is wonderful. Once, in 1955, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.
I saw a specialist who asked me: 'Are you familiar with the phrase faecal impaction?' I said: 'I think I saw that one with Glenn Close and Michael Douglas'.