God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says "That's what puzzles me!"
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir.
The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing.