God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing.
A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says "That's what puzzles me!"
Doctors don't seem to realize that most of us are perfectly content not having to visualize ourselves as animated bags of skin filled with obscene glop.
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir.