God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
Though the doctors treated him, let his blood, and gave him medications to drink, he nevertheless recovered.
I saw a specialist who asked me: 'Are you familiar with the phrase faecal impaction?' I said: 'I think I saw that one with Glenn Close and Michael Douglas'.