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Funny Quotes About Doctors

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.

Benjamin Franklin
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I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

George Carlin
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I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

Richard Lewis
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The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing.

Robert S. Mendelsohn
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The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir.

Thomas Fuller
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Doctors don't seem to realize that most of us are perfectly content not having to visualize ourselves as animated bags of skin filled with obscene glop.

Joe Haldeman (book "The Forever War")
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Though the doctors treated him, let his blood, and gave him medications to drink, he nevertheless recovered.

Leo Tolstoy (book "War and Peace")
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