God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
Calling fly-fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job.
Doctors don't seem to realize that most of us are perfectly content not having to visualize ourselves as animated bags of skin filled with obscene glop.
Doctor says to a man "You're pregnant!" The man says "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says "The usual way, a little wine, a little dinner...."
Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.