God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
Doctor says to a man "You're pregnant!" The man says "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says "The usual way, a little wine, a little dinner...."
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing.
Though the doctors treated him, let his blood, and gave him medications to drink, he nevertheless recovered.
We may lay down a maxim, that when a nation abounds in physicians it grows thin of people.