God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
I saw a specialist who asked me: 'Are you familiar with the phrase faecal impaction?' I said: 'I think I saw that one with Glenn Close and Michael Douglas'.
We may lay down a maxim, that when a nation abounds in physicians it grows thin of people.
A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says "That's what puzzles me!"