God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
I saw a specialist who asked me: 'Are you familiar with the phrase faecal impaction?' I said: 'I think I saw that one with Glenn Close and Michael Douglas'.
We may lay down a maxim, that when a nation abounds in physicians it grows thin of people.
Doctors don't seem to realize that most of us are perfectly content not having to visualize ourselves as animated bags of skin filled with obscene glop.
The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing.
Doctors are great - as long as you don't need them.