God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.
Calling fly-fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job.
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir.
Doctor says to a man "You're pregnant!" The man says "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says "The usual way, a little wine, a little dinner...."
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.