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Funny Monday Quotes

Monday is having your period through your pants.

Jenny Johnson (tweet posted on Aug 2011)
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Friday is like relationship Monday.

Alec Sulkin (tweet posted on Jul 2012)
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Monday is an anagram for 'Damn, yo.'

John Fugelsang (tweet posted on Apr 2010)
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I don't want to sound too negative here, but FUCK YOU, Monday.

Jonah Hill (tweet posted on Mar 2011)
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If Monday had a scent it would be burning clutch smell.

Dane Cook (tweet posted on Mar 2010)
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