Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
When the Wampanoag fed the Pilgrims on Thanksgiving they didn't know they'd just begun Socialism for Illegal Immigrants.
If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed – like chickens, like turkeys like deer, like Canadian geese.
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.