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Pepperidge Farm bread...that's fancy bread. You can tell it's fancy because it's wrapped twice. You open it, and it still isn't open. That's why I don't buy it. I don't need another step between me and toast.

Mitch Hedberg
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Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.

George Carlin
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What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?

Erma Bombeck
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How many believe...Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first!

Ernestine Ulmer
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Mark Twain
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Here I am 5 o'clock in the morning stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird's butt...

Roseanne Barr
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Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

Jim Davis
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