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Funny Food Quotes

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.

Rita Rudner
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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

Rodney Dangerfield
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Which animal is more delicious the cow, the pig or the bacon cheeseburger?

Jim Gaffigan (tweet posted on Dec 2012)
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The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!

Terry Moore
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When the Wampanoag fed the Pilgrims on Thanksgiving they didn't know they'd just begun Socialism for Illegal Immigrants.

John Fugelsang (tweet)
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Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.

Cathy Guisewite
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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

Orson Welles
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