Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces.
A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.
I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.
I feel so badly about what they do to turkeys. That's why this year my family and I are eating a live bird.