Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Which animal is more delicious the cow, the pig or the bacon cheeseburger?
The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!
When the Wampanoag fed the Pilgrims on Thanksgiving they didn't know they'd just begun Socialism for Illegal Immigrants.
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.