Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
Which animal is more delicious the cow, the pig or the bacon cheeseburger?
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
I have had vegan Thanksgiving of tofurkey and soy gravy. And it's not to say that Thanksgiving will ever justify the genocide of the Native Americans. But vegan Thanksgiving - that's just spitting on the graves, isn't it?
Texas: 32 electoral votes, another of the so-called big enchiladas or if not an enchilada at least a huge taco.