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Funny Food Quotes

Instead of turkey for Thanksgiving I'm serving a bowl full of Cliff bars. Day's about family anyway so anyone who complains is a dick.

Adam McKay (tweet)
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I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.

Ellen DeGeneres
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The two biggest sellers in bookstores are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it.

Andy Rooney
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There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

George Bernard Shaw
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I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

Todd Barry
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Fran Lebowitz
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Texas: 32 electoral votes, another of the so-called big enchiladas or if not an enchilada at least a huge taco.

Dan Rather
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