Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.
Nouvelle Cuisine, roughly translated, means: I can't believe I paid ninety-six dollars and I'm still hungry.
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.
The two biggest sellers in bookstores are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it.
A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.
Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.