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Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.

Sam Levenson
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Which animal is more delicious the cow, the pig or the bacon cheeseburger?

Jim Gaffigan (tweet posted on Dec 2012)
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Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.

Rita Rudner
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Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.

Woody Allen
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I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

Totie Fields
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I have had vegan Thanksgiving of tofurkey and soy gravy. And it's not to say that Thanksgiving will ever justify the genocide of the Native Americans. But vegan Thanksgiving - that's just spitting on the graves, isn't it?

Hari Kondabolu
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Texas: 32 electoral votes, another of the so-called big enchiladas or if not an enchilada at least a huge taco.

Dan Rather
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