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Funny Food Quotes

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed – like chickens, like turkeys like deer, like Canadian geese.

Ted Nugent
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Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.

Cathy Guisewite
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Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.

Ambrose Bierce
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When the Wampanoag fed the Pilgrims on Thanksgiving they didn't know they'd just begun Socialism for Illegal Immigrants.

John Fugelsang (tweet)
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An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

Irv Kupcinet
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There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

George Bernard Shaw
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Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.

Sophia Loren
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