This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
A tip for those who don't like to cook for Thanksgiving: Send a turkey to Boca a few days before so it comes back with a crispy, golden tan.
Pepperidge Farm bread...that's fancy bread. You can tell it's fancy because it's wrapped twice. You open it, and it still isn't open. That's why I don't buy it. I don't need another step between me and toast.
Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.