Pepperidge Farm bread...that's fancy bread. You can tell it's fancy because it's wrapped twice. You open it, and it still isn't open. That's why I don't buy it. I don't need another step between me and toast.
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.
What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
How many believe...Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first!
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Here I am 5 o'clock in the morning stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird's butt...
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.