Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg admits that he only eats what he kills. Which reminds me, has anyone seen the Winklevoss twins lately?
The two biggest sellers in bookstores are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Nouvelle Cuisine, roughly translated, means: I can't believe I paid ninety-six dollars and I'm still hungry.
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.