If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed – like chickens, like turkeys like deer, like Canadian geese.
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.
When the Wampanoag fed the Pilgrims on Thanksgiving they didn't know they'd just begun Socialism for Illegal Immigrants.
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.