If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed – like chickens, like turkeys like deer, like Canadian geese.
I can't cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer.
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
If I had a million dollarsWe wouldn't have to eat Kraft DinnerBut we would eat Kraft DinnerOf course we would, we'd just eat moreAnd buy really expensive ketchups with it.
In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad.
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.
My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.