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In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad.

Friedrich Nietzsche
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Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.

George Carlin
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Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Mark Twain
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How many believe...Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first!

Ernestine Ulmer
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The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.

Julia Child
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An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

Irv Kupcinet
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Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.

Woody Allen
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