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If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed – like chickens, like turkeys like deer, like Canadian geese.

Ted Nugent
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I can't cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

Carol Siskind
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Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.

Rita Rudner
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If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we'd just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it.

Steven Page (song "If I Had $1000000" co-authored with Ed Robertson)
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In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad.

Friedrich Nietzsche
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Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.

Fran Lebowitz
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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

Rita Rudner
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