The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
To prepare for Thanksgiving, I've been eating increasingly larger turkey dinners at every meal for the last seven months.
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg admits that he only eats what he kills. Which reminds me, has anyone seen the Winklevoss twins lately?
A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.
This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.