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Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

Jim Davis
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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

Rita Rudner
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Fran Lebowitz
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Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue-green meat - that's bad for you!

Tom Smothers
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