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Funny Food Quotes

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Mark Twain
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Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.

George Carlin
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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

Rodney Dangerfield
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When the Wampanoag fed the Pilgrims on Thanksgiving they didn't know they'd just begun Socialism for Illegal Immigrants.

John Fugelsang (tweet)
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If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed – like chickens, like turkeys like deer, like Canadian geese.

Ted Nugent
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Mark Twain
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Fran Lebowitz
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