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Funny Food Quotes

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Mark Twain
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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

Rodney Dangerfield
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Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue-green meat - that's bad for you!

Tom Smothers
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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

Erma Bombeck
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I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

Todd Barry
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I feel so badly about what they do to turkeys. That's why this year my family and I are eating a live bird.

Albert Brooks (tweet)
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I have had vegan Thanksgiving of tofurkey and soy gravy. And it's not to say that Thanksgiving will ever justify the genocide of the Native Americans. But vegan Thanksgiving - that's just spitting on the graves, isn't it?

Hari Kondabolu
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