Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg admits that he only eats what he kills. Which reminds me, has anyone seen the Winklevoss twins lately?
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. But teach a man how to fish, and he'll be dead of mercury poisoning inside of three years.