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Funny Food Quotes

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

Mitch Hedberg
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A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

Humphrey Bogart
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A tip for those who don't like to cook for Thanksgiving: Send a turkey to Boca a few days before so it comes back with a crispy, golden tan.

Joan Rivers (tweet)
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The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.

Julia Child
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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

Erma Bombeck
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I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Joe E. Lewis
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Erma Bombeck
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