I feel so badly about what they do to turkeys. That's why this year my family and I are eating a live bird.
Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.
Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not coincidence.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
Texas: 32 electoral votes, another of the so-called big enchiladas or if not an enchilada at least a huge taco.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg admits that he only eats what he kills. Which reminds me, has anyone seen the Winklevoss twins lately?
Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue-green meat - that's bad for you!