Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue-green meat - that's bad for you!
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
I feel so badly about what they do to turkeys. That's why this year my family and I are eating a live bird.
I have had vegan Thanksgiving of tofurkey and soy gravy. And it's not to say that Thanksgiving will ever justify the genocide of the Native Americans. But vegan Thanksgiving - that's just spitting on the graves, isn't it?