The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.
Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.