In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad.
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
How many believe...Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first!
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.