If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed – like chickens, like turkeys like deer, like Canadian geese.
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
Texas: 32 electoral votes, another of the so-called big enchiladas or if not an enchilada at least a huge taco.
In Mexico, we have a word for sushi: bait.
I can't cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer.
"Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork." I'm sorry, what was that last one? "Don't eat pork. God has spoken." Is that the word of God or is that just pigs trying to outsmart everybody?
They say California's the big burrito; Texas is a big taco right now. We want to follow that through. Florida is a big tamale.