A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.
A tip for those who don't like to cook for Thanksgiving: Send a turkey to Boca a few days before so it comes back with a crispy, golden tan.
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.