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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

W.C. Fields
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Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.

Sam Levenson
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If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we'd just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it.

Steven Page (song "If I Had $1000000" co-authored with Ed Robertson)
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Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.

Trixie Koontz
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