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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen
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I like my whiskey old and my women young.

Errol Flynn
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I would have made a good Pope.

Richard Nixon
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Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

Woody Allen
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