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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Redd Foxx
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Mark Twain
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