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Funny Death Quotes

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen
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The living are just the dead on holiday.

Maurice Maeterlinck
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The idea is to die young as late as possible.

Ashley Montagu
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Yogi Berra
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In the long run we are all dead.

John Maynard Keynes
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