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Funny Death Quotes

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Mark Twain
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He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.

Neil Simon
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Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.

Edmund Gwenn
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The living are just the dead on holiday.

Maurice Maeterlinck
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