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Funny Death Quotes

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen
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Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.

Henry Miller
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Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.

Isaac Asimov
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If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

George Burns
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