Funny quotes from Leo Durocher

I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?

I made a game effort to argue but two things were against me: the umpires and the rules.

If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the run that was going to beat us, I'd trip her. Oh, I'd pick her up and brush her off and say, "Sorry, Mom," but nobody beats me.

If you don't win, you're going to be fired. If you do win, you've only put off the day you're going to be fired.