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Funny quotes from Groucho Marx


All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

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