Funny quotes from Bill Cosby

I want to die before my wife. The reason is: If it is true that when you die, your soul goes up to judgment, I don't want my wife up there ahead of me to tell them things.

The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.