Funny quotes from Bill Cosby

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.

I want to die before my wife. The reason is: If it is true that when you die, your soul goes up to judgment, I don't want my wife up there ahead of me to tell them things.